F*ck It 2027 Wall Calendar trades flowers for kraft paper and lets the language do the work, with stamped black-type affirmations on neutral brown backgrounds under the cover line When You're Fresh Out of F*cks. The design feels closer to a vintage shipping crate than a greeting card, with lines running from The Forecast Today: 100% Chance of F*ck This and Onward Buttercup There's F*ckery to Spread to Kindness Is My Go-To But F*ck Off Is My Wingman. Type-driven, minimal, and emphatically not for the office break room.
- Large 12 x 12 inch format opens to 12 x 24 inches with stapled binding for easy wall display
- Twelve monthly pages featuring kraft-paper backgrounds with stamped black-type profanity affirmations, including lines like The Forecast Today 100% Chance of F*ck This and Onward Buttercup There's F*ckery to Spread
- Covers January to December 2027 with a bonus planning page featuring six mini monthly grids
- Spacious daily grids with room to write appointments, birthdays, and events
- Easy-hang design fits any home, office, or workspace; printed on FSC-certified paper with soy inks and plastic-free packaging
It works in a home office, a tattoo shop, a graphic designer's kitchen, or the desk of a friend who has had the kind of week where the dishwasher and the car broke on the same day. Pair it with a cocktail mix kit, send it with a divorce-celebration card, or hang it where the candor is welcome.
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$17.99
